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Monday, March 10, 2008

The Bachelor- Where are They Now?

I cannot stop laughing- first of all, Brad Womack
(the pussy wimp who didn't choose either of the two ready willing and able women last season) 'declined to participate in the show'. Hmmmm
Can't take the heat don't enter the kitchen!

The funnier thing is that Deanna, the second and more heartbroken of the two girls is going to be the next Bachelorette- which is great in theory and of course I will watch, but probably won't work out for her- she's too good- place any girl in a house with 25 guys- the situation is totally different!

I will live blog the rest of the show at each commercial break....

Ok, they have such a funny sense of humor- the first, second and 4 other bachelors are still single- and instead of stating the obvious (They MUST be single for a reason- they each had 25 women to try to make it work with!) ABC tried to spin it like, they are still Bachelors so go grab em!

Aaron (the 2nd bachelor) even went so far as to say that he wishes he had chosen a different girl- because he might still be with her!

Andrew Firestone is engaged to a totally different (way prettier than Jen don't you agree?) woman and they are getting married soon.

Bob Guiney is married to Rebecca, another TV star (she was on All My Children) and still has the funniest laugh I have ever heard for a guy.

And now the women-
Trish
(Jesse Palmer's season- that's not her above, but that is Jesse) was sooo hated by the women her season, mostly because she crashed a date he was on after she was sent home and basically told him to come home with her... she 'claims' she has moved on- but she still showed up on the show (tip, men she's nuts, stay away! Oh wait, spoke too soon) She is engaged (poor guy)...

On to Miss Crazy #2- Erica Rose.
You know- from the Borghese season- the Paris Hilton train wreck wannabe...
She appeared on this show is a HIDEOUS red polka dotted dress that popped her cleavage right up under her chin- and she was hawking her tiara's that she now sells! Shameless!

A lot of other girls are engaged (who cares) some are married, most are still doing what they did before the show, nothing special to talk about.
(I will say though- a lot of the desperate ones got married- didn't the guys learn anything from the show?)

And what would a Bachelor recap show be without Trista?
and her baby, oh and Ryan...

they live in Vail, Colorado and have a perfect happy life.
For those of you who didn't watch, she was the runner up on the 1st season of the bachelor, and when she got dumped in the finale by Alex, she came back as the bachelorette- and they had an ABC sponsored wedding filmed and everything...
Now they have a kid and she claims she is a 'typical soccer mom'. They gush a bit about their son, but he is kinda cute, so I won't complain...

The funniest thing is that they producers had 'America' vote on the most romantic moment-
and America chose Byron and Mary when he proposed to her- notice they didn't have a 'where are they now' about them..
prolly cuz she was arrested for abusing him (great mug shot)

...and a vote on most dramatic moment- the winner being when Andy Baldwin rejected Payton on the helipad and then gave the rose to the other girl and took her away on a helicopter and left Payton watching them in the crazy wind...

...and a vote on America's least favorite bachelor- (HAHAHAHAHA)-
the winner being Lorenzo Borghese (why? I thought a few others were way worse)...

...and the fave Bachelor is...
Andy Baldwin (come on, was that really a contest?)
p.s. He is serving our country somewhere in the South Pacific- that's all they got for us... no other update

Threw in a pick of Travis (who was the ER doctor and my favorite bachelor)
and one of Alex- the first ever Bachelor (yes, he rejected Trista).

The rest of this show (actually the whole thing really) is a promo for the new season- so you can watch it yourself...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, some pics would help us know who is who...

Chani said...

Done- it just takes a lot longer, so I don't do it when I liveblog something that's on TV at that moment- enjoy the pics!