Private Practice

I don't even know where to start!
So much happened in the first ten minutes...

Addison avoided Pete,
Naomi avoided Sam,
Violet avoided Cooper
and all the women huddled in Naomi's office
and all the men congregated in the kitchen
while Dell watched from the front desk, completely clueless.

Anyway,
eventually Addison went downstairs to get coffee (so she wouldn't have to go into the kitchen) and she met a nice guy who let her go before him in line.
When she gets back upstairs, she tells Pete she will work with him but socially he is just an acquaintance.
Next scene, the guy Addison just met is sitting in Violet's office- he is her patient! And he shows Violet the card Addison gave him while saying, "I think the next step is for me to start dating again."

While all this is going on, the clinic is starting a program where pregnant or new mom's can call and drop off their babies if they don't want to keep them. Addison and Pete are partners.

Sam and Naomi end up discussing that they slept together, and then their priest calls them (he doesn't know they got divorced and they are freaked out that he called them the day after they slept together) but all he wanted from them was to have them see a nun who is mysteriously sick and doesn't trust hospitals.

Ok- the show just got hilarious for a random reason- the girl who plays Danielle Hodge (Joy Lauren http://imdb.com/name/nm1280053/ ) on Desperate Housewives just called Addison to surrender her newborn daughter! If you watch Desperate Housewives you'd know that on the show she just gave birth to a boy... she's having a very fertile season! Anyway, she has this little girl at home, her mom doesn't know, and she hands the baby over to Addison.

Meanwhile, the rash on the one nun has spread and now all the nuns are getting sick and have the rash. The disease specialist calls back and it turns out they all have Typhoid (which I am not sure what it is besides a bad disease that is killer in third world countries and extremely contagious).

Cooper is trying to get 'back on the horse' so he arranges a date online and when he shows up it turns out to be Charlotte, the blonde bitchy doctor from the hospital! Instead of laughing she gets mad and walks out.

Addison spends the night with the new baby at the office-but can't find her other shoe.

And now it gets gross.
Carl,the new guy Addison is dating has a secret otherwise he wouldn't be seeing Violet in the first place, so when Violet gets called to the ER and it's Carl- who has just had a high heel shoe removed from his, let's put this delicately, rear end- the nickname she told Pete and Cooper that Carl calls himself makes sense- Trunk. And yes, he stole Addison's shoe.
He tells Violet to tell Addison he can't see her anymore, he can't trust himself around her shoes.

Turns out the nuns got sick from the priest who was sneaking in for cooking lessons.

And the little girl baby gets taken back when the grandmother finds out her daughter had a baby and didn't tell her- they name her Melanie.

Cooper asks Charlotte (the doctor from St. Ambrose) out for a drink, and she makes him promise its just a drink, but of course the next scene is them in bed...

Addison finally ends her long day, and Pete tells her she shouldn't be alone, but she walks away and knocks on Sam's door,and finds Naomi and cries.

It was actually a decent episode.